How to get membership?

Hey all, after playing at mbbc a few times i think I can update this thread to assist some of our members into getting accepted there.

1. Have friends that are already a member of mbbc.
2. Befriend the people that run the place (engage in conversations and pretend you care).
3. When you undergo trial for membership, beat players that are already a member to increase your chances for admittance.
4. From what I can tell, you need have to have a good social standing. So edu, $, connections, whatever that makes your **** bigger will most likely get you in. (It’s a private club, what were you expecting?)
5. Don’t act foreign. So if your a fob and can’t speak good engrish, GOOD LUCK.
6. It helps if your white, you have a white partner or have white friends.
7. Never act offended when someone aks you if your a guest and if you’ve signed in or not. Expect to be asked that a lot. And don’t let the stares of uncertainty get to you. To avoid stares, make sure you are near your sponsor at all times.

Goodluck!